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PRESS Pass: Jack Abramoff
Wed Nov 16, 2011
History lesson? 1.8 million? Hey Newt, you're history!
NYC Occupy seeks rebound with rally
Wed Nov 16, 2011
The average "Occupy Wall Street Protester" weighs around 140 lbs. The average "Teabager" weighs 300+ lbs. So it will take over twice as many OWS protesters to clog up the city as it would Teabaggers. Get out tomorrow and show them you mean business.
Sex assault arrest highlights security concerns at 'Occupy' protests
Thu Nov 3, 2011
Sexual assaults at "Occupy?" What was Cain doing there?
Cain accuser got a year's salary in severance pay
Tue Nov 1, 2011
You want pepperoni on that pie? Yeah baby. Amazing grace, how sweet the sound...
Halloween brings spooky to the streets
Mon Oct 31, 2011
The GOP say it's President Obama that's scaring them. They are all DOA.
Sheriff: Hiker mistakenly shot by Ore. bear hunter
Sat Oct 22, 2011
You DO NOT fire unless you can identify your target. Sad to say, but he should be held for manslaughter.
Bachmann: NH staffer exodus story 'isn't true'
Fri Oct 21, 2011
Michele and Marcus must have used the wrong prayer. Instead of praying the gay away, they prayed the staff away. Something from Exodus I presume.
Sarah Palin says she's not running for president in 2012
Wed Oct 5, 2011
The FAT BOY from Jersey and the DIMWIT from Alaska both decide not to run against Obama within days of each other? That's because they know they can't beat him. No Republican can beat Obama. What a bunch of sorry losers.
Condoleezza Rice fires back at Cheney memoir
Wed Aug 31, 2011
I hope that Jarvik does a recall on it's artificial hearts. Time for Cheney to meet his maker—Satan!
Dad demands answers after man dies in alleged police beating
Wed Aug 3, 2011
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